Happy Father's Day!

homedoggy

Does anybody have a Dad joke?

fingsaint

Recently I bumped into the guy who sold me my antique globe.

It’s a small world.

ggmaterre

Moses, Jesus, and an old guy were out playing golf. Moses goes 1st. He hits his ball into the water. He then separates the water and hits the ball again. The ball lands in the cup. Two strokes on the hole. Jesus hits his ball and it lands on an island in the water. He walks across the water to his golf ball, hits it again. It also goes into the hole. Two strokes on the hole as well. The old man is next. He hits HIS ball into the water where it is swallowed by a fish. A bird then grabs the fish and begins to fly away. Suddenly, a huge bolt of lightening strikes the bird, causing him to drop the fish. The fish spits out the golf ball which then lands in the hole. A hole in one! Jesus turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you're going to showoff on EVERY hole, we're not going to invite you to come along."

zudensternen

They all laughed when I announced my career change to spe­cial­ize in dad jokes. Well, nobody’s laugh­ing now.

zudensternen

The adjec­tive for met­al is metal­lic. But not so for iron… which is ironic.

zudensternen

(I gotta million of 'em.)

sierrarose

love them! thanks. Happys to Dads

Sage

Thanks for the laughs, Dads! Happy Father's Day!

homedoggy

I haven't seen my wife and kids in 3 years due to gambling.
I won the lottery and never want to see them again.

graeme

My daughter gave me a pot plant and a packet of winegums.I'm very partial to winegums,but my teeth are not so enthusiastic.Happy Father's day!