Are we all lab rats in a maze?
Arborist
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We've all seen the posts: "the cards are flying everywhere!", "I can't play with the holiday cards!", "the five of clubs is missing!" A few kind souls patiently explain, while most of us sadly shake our heads and move on.
But I started thinking: what if Jim and David are really running some kind of elaborate psych test? Perhaps Greenfelt is programmed to workly perfectly for most people most of the time, but for a few select people... it doesn't. Maybe for them the cards really do sprout wings and cavort across the screen. Maybe for them the "normal cards" button doesn't appear. Maybe for them the five of clubs really is missing. Maybe Greenfelt's hidden purpose is to observe human behavior for reasons we cannot fathom.
You might think I'm crazy, but ask yourself: are you certain I'm wrong?
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Oh, now this is hilarious. Love Jefferson Airplane and Pink Floyd. 🎼Memories🎼. 🤪
@Arborist interesting theory for 4/1. Could be ... ?
do you really believe q-anon stuff ?
@mistinask Q-anon is a left wing false flag operation designed to make the right wing nuts look nuttier than the left wing nuts. Isn't it obvious?
@Arborist: are you authorized to divulge that? I mean, I’m concerned that what you’ve revealed will lead the insightful among us to deduce that the great DJT was a liberal plant whose sole mission was to make the entire Republican Party look like a bunch of racist, nationalistic, anti-intellectual, pro-Putin, insurrectionist rubes. We owe him a debt for his service that we will never be able to properly pay. Fortunately, he’s such a selfless, modest public servant that he seeks no adulation.