the timing is horrible!
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Your timing is horrible!
Which timing? I admit our comedic timing isn't great…
So who's got an accordion joke. OK, I'll start ...
A man parks his car in a rough part of town with two accordions on the back seat, forgetting to lock the back door.
When he returns, there are three accordions.
Swisssh, boom, rimshot
Do you know where I can get a toupee?
Not off the top of my head …
Ever tried blindfold archery?
You don’t know what you’re missing
Oh the memories ! Jimmy Jones 1960 . That'll fix you right up kris ....
What is a perfect pitch?
When the accordion lands directly on the banjo in the dumpster.
lol @sierrarose I’d no idea that accordions had their own disparaging joke division 😀 must be local
… meanwhile in Bavaria (brace yourself)
Air New Zealand had an Orchestra, a long time ago. The Twinnies beat them hands down.
When I was a lad I had thick black hair, my Mother would sigh and remember the old country "My great uncle Milo had hair like yours, he was a strong man. He had thick black hair till the day he died." Me "Wow momma, how old was he when he died?" Momma "42"
I .... I ... I ... gob-smacked!
And the classic...